Introducing Gemmes de L’Ocean, an excellent alternative to feeling the sand between your toes. You’re sure to prefer the radiantly fused fragrance of white honeysuckle and baby jasmine over the salty tang that a real ocean has to offer.

While oyster shapes, our favorite!, are not included, the sand dollar and horn shaped soaps in this beautiful package will make the idea of a dip in your tub more appealing than that of a dip in the beach any day.

Don’t stop til you get enough!

Our start of summer sale is still going strong, and we’ve got three racks of clothing that are looking for a home. So even if you’ve already been by, come by again as we’re sure there’s something you may have missed the first time around. We’ve got a great selection of uber summery dresses, charmingly chic tops, and always apropos handbags marked down especially for you!

There’s only one way to describe the satisfaction you’ll feel after shopping our sale — mamasay-mamasah-mamacoosah!

Been missing your Mor lately? Well, we’ve got just the right stuff to make you feel all buttered up. In addition to the Red Pearl regulars — Italian Blood Orange and Moroccan Mint — we have recently imported two new angelically-packaged, heaven-scent body butters — Belladonna and Cucumber & Casaba.

With such pretty packaging, we know it’ll be heartbreaking to crack open the box and actually use these babies, but the aromas and resulting baby-smooth skin will be well-worth it.

That dress we caught you eying in the window a few weeks ago is finally ready to go smooth sailing with you, at a totally sunken and incredibly impressive price.

Get up to fifty percent off on select clothing, handbags, and undergarments.  At these rates, the goodies won’t last.

Hurry in before we bid bon voyage to these savings!

Give up?

It’d grow into a big, strong “eggplant”! By far, one of the most clever plays on words and product development, we’ve carried this baby for a while but just recently changed our supplier to Eggling. Curious as to what’s inside? Growables include mint, basil, lavender, wild strawberry, pepper, and more.

Like anything, nurture and some good loving is necessary to help your eggplant grow, but water and natural light (sunny side up!) will do.

An egg with a potential plant inside? We guess the incredible isn’t always edible.

Forget the bikini or mini skirt — if you’re going to squeeze yourself into anything this summer, it should be Emilio Cavallini tights. A greater form of flattery than imitation, these tights — which come in an assortment of styles and patterns — will put your nether regions and lower limbs in a situation you won’t wanna get out of.

If your shoulder needs a little fine leather lovin’, or your credit cards and twenty dollar bills are looking for a new home, look no further than the spring collection of Hobo bags and wallets.  With season-appropriate colors like pool, sun, and sorbet, you can start spring off the right way.

Our beloved candle suppliers Voluspa have collaborated with renowned chef James Boyce to produce these yummy wax treats.

For those of us who’ve made the obligatory lose weight/eat healthier resolution, we feel your pain.  Luckily, these gourmet candles are all natural and calorie-free!  Made from the best stuff on earth, scents include Heirloom Tomato, Celery, Ginger, and Ground Clove.  Who needs a personal chef?

Packaged in pawlania wood boxes, these candle delights emit aromas that blend excellently with the scents of food.  We’d advise you not to eat them, though.

You really should have shopped for your honey earlier, but we forgive you.  For all the last minute love birds, it’s Red Pearl to the rescue!  Check out our lovely boutique’s Valentine’s Day selection:

Undies

The usual Mary Green favorites.  We’ll call her Mary Red today, for the sake of keeping up this entry’s Valentine’s theme.

Hosiery

Let’s be honest–Valentine’s Day is one of the few days ladies are allowed to be pantyhoes.  So our assortment of panty hose are perfect accents for the naughty lingerie that both single and taken ladies plan to wear this Saturday night.  Afterall, lingerie comes off but these don’t have to.

Candies

Spoil your favorite girl or boy with these luxurious KShocolat treats.  They’ll only make those French kisses you’ll share even sweeter.

Mood Setters

Make the night more Voluspecial with these seductively scented candles.  We recommend Crisp Champagne for those who plan to skip the Moët.

And More

These et ceteras can be for those who are either making love (Position of the Day, IOU Sex, Chocolate Body Paint) or looking for it (Magic Frog to Prince).  Couples can practice 365(!) positions, plaster each other with flavored body paint, or give one another IOUs for favors to be redeemed in the preferably near future.  Singles can spend time turning a frog into their own miniature prince. Absolutely no kissing required; just add water.

And of course, there’s even more at our store.  So stop in and pick up something that’ll make it a great Valentine’s Day.  And Night.